Thursday, January 7, 2010

What's Going On?

Hey,

I found a way to generate electricity via magnetism, but I have to get the parts.

Of course, MacTavish, that doubter, is crying that I'm over unity, whatever that means!

The wind power generator is working fine, but I want a back up system that doesn't depend on

stealing power from the Russians in Chernobyl.  Someday they might find my power line.

I have a new pet Moose,  Clyde III,  the stew from Clyde II is still on the stove.


I hope I don't have to remind you about yellow snow (Don't .....).   I do think that the new American

President might not have that knowledge.  I tried to send him a fax, but as near as I can tell, the financial crisis

down there means they can't afford to put any more paper in their fax machine.  I wanted to let him know that

the ice is getting thicker, and I know of 3200 scientists that verify that the earth is cooler.  About 200 of

those 3200 have PHD's.  Also man made conditions are not changing the weather.   If your weather is acting

up, it is due to unusual sun activity.  I should know, since this is the land of the midnight sun.

It's time to play frisbee with my walrus,

Monday, May 5, 2008

Polar Cap, Thickest in Recorded History for 2008

Take Note,

There's no such thing as global warming up here,
We have more ice and thicker ice than we have
ever had before,
so,
watch out for global cooling instead!

Monday, January 21, 2008

"How Would Any One Earn Money With the Internet?"

I'm interested to Know If...



Have you had any success generating an income from the internet?

I heard some say, "It's not for the likes of us, only the super computer geek makes any money."

I may not be able to change your mind.

I would ask for a few moments of your time, you lay aside any presupposition about the impossibilities and excuses, and watch

a short video

that will answer the questions that have stopped you

from taking action

to provide a better life for yourself

and

those you love





Saturday, January 19, 2008

That crusty old codger McTavish had to go down to the 45th parallel to see his daughter and son. They are full grown by now, don't you know?

I caught another moose, known as Claude II, since Claude I went in the soup. Well it was rather like a stew, but I digress.

I always tell my American friends that I feed my vegetarian moose, raw hamburger. (leaving out the vegetarian part, for sure)

To date, none have ever challenged the food choice that Clyde eats. Should I conclude conclusively that moose awareness needs to increase
in the lower 48?


Another view of home:
It is nice and polished now, I chipped off the acid ice, don't ever eat acid ice ...

because...

You might see this...



Definitely heading for ruination if the frozen north appears like this in your eyeballs, or
you should put your sunglasses back on.

Bright blue in the frozen north is never a good colour.

Should I let you find out the hard way?

Read in next time when...

The interpretation for bright blue in the Frozen Great White North is revealed to

be

OPEN Water!

If you remember Frank Zappa's advice, then

Never

Never

Forget this incredible, stupendous and extremely marvelous tid bit of information.

I guess I started into this BLOGGING

affair as my son and I expounded, argued, and generally got nasty over the pronunciation of the word Blog.

Of couse everyone one knows that it articulated in proper English as, "B" "Log."

But, "Dad, you're wrong" But, "Dad, you're wrong" But, "Dad, you're wrong" But, "Dad, you're wrong" exclaimed my son.

The incredibility indicator broke as my son waxed eloquent

defending "BLOG" that rhymes with log,

that sounds like Aunt Martha after New Year's Dinner.

( Claude I in the stew didn't agree with her digestion processes)

I really don't care how you say it,

I set up Adsense for my

iglooinside.blogspot.com

So I will post as I learn more about this wonderful adventure.

Keep what I said about acid ice, in the foremost of your thoughts...

Until the next post..

Friday, January 18, 2008

"What's All The Hoopla For Google Adsense All About?"


I was sitting inside my igloo.

Eh? What's that, you say?

Yes, I have an igloo, see the picture?

How do you like my stainless steel cover? No, that's not rust, it's acid ice!

I'm so far north, it was easier to run a power line from Chernobyl then it was from Tuktiyuktuk.

Neighbours, Eh?

Do you see any neighbours, when you look around?

That same day, before you interrupted, I was about to divulge that the walrus...
You don't remember my pet walrus, Eh?

His name is Clyde. No it is most surely is Clyde.

Claude? Oh, He is our moose.

We miss Claude,
but he provided meat for the stew for many a week.

(Eh?, just because you don't see any cats, do not infer that we eat them, Old Boy!)

The walrus wanted to play frisbee, so ...

The frisbee hit the dish for our satellite internet connection. This knocked some ice out, which had thrown the alignment.

We were back online, when I found I had several electronic mail messages (e-mail)
waiting for me. Of course you know what e-mail is...

All of the senders wanted to bring this amazing opportunity called Google Adsense to my attention.

Advertisements on my web page,
that I get paid for when people click on them.

Rather unusual, wouldn't you say? (in my amazement, I forgot to say Eh?)

Of course, Of course,

traditionally the advertiser pays for the ad,

but this is the reverse and I don't write the ad's!

That concept certainly got the braincells into overcharge!

Did I find out more?

Certainly I did and I am wanting to tell you,

I'm waiting to tell you, if you would just stop teasing Clyde,
McTavish!

He's on a diet, one
haddock a day, no more cod, too much fat, you know!

I interviewed a chap from across the pond, well up this far, the gap's not

so wide.

Are you daft?

Of course I wrote what he said down.

Read it for yourself
then:


Interview
with Michael Cheney from AdSense-Videos.com


Q. So what made
you get started with AdSense?


A. I was looking for a way to monetize some of my websites. AdSense
is such an easy thing to get started with the eye for it would
be a great way to start earning more money without actually putting
into much more effort. I think as soon as you see the first earnings
coming into your account you get addicted to AdSense. I know is
what happened to me and since then I've just spent time working
out how to earn more and more each day.


Q. How much do
you make with AdSense
?


A. Some days I can earn
close to $1000 and others it's less than that. But it all comes
down to how much time and effort you devote to creating a quality
site that people like visiting. AdSense is not what my business
is based on by any means - but it is a great way to earn revenue
almost on autopilot.


Q. What is the
biggest mistake people making with AdSense?


A. Probably
the biggest mistake people make is thinking the AdSense earnings
are easy to achieve. It is very easy to get started but as I learned
it takes a lot of effort to increase your earnings. I got really
downhearted whenever I would log in to my account to see that
I had only made a few dollars. And that's when I decided to spend
months and months of my time learning everything I could about
AdSense.


I basically buried myself
away and devoured every single piece of AdSense information I
could find. I ran thousands of AdSense tests and started to see
a dramatic effect on my click through ratio and therefore on my
earnings.


This is why I'd decided
to record the videos - because I knew that it would help people
who were in my position to also increase their earnings. I've
read an absolute ton of AdSense e-book's but they take so long
to go through and always seem to keep information back.


With AdSense Videos I
knew that I had to tell the story exactly as it is and actually
show people and lead them by the hand through the exact techniques
that I use to generate large earnings from AdSense.


Q. In your videos
you show people how to increase their AdSense earnings - can you
give us a taster of this advice?


A. I don't want to give away my biggest secrets as you can understand!
But some of the more basic things that you can do to increase
your revenues include using ads that blend in rather than stand
out from your content. Flat out the worst thing you can do with
an AdSense ad is make it look like the standard Google ad. What
you need to realise is that you will get more clicks if your ad
actually appears part of your site rather than something that's
just been dropped into the page.


Q. What would
you recommend that someone do right now to increase their AdSense
earnings?


A. I've
created a totally free AdSense minicourse that people can go through
to learn some of my techniques. It takes you through the four
cornerstone principles that I've used to build up my AdSense empire.
You can check it out, as well as all the AdSense Videos, here:


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